This is a Language Arts assignment from a sixth grade grand. Each student was given a random page torn from an old book. They crossed out all words except the few they chose to compose a poem.
Painted with ordinary questions
The idea was a chance
First chapter First paragraph Tuesday Intros-Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame Smith
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. Never was this truth more plain than during the recent attacks at Netherfield Park, in which a household of eighteen was slaughtered and consumed by a horde of the living dead.
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I enjoyed his Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I think I heard a movie is in the works!